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3rd Anal Spring Trashy Hash - April 18th, 1pm

posted Apr 3, 2015, 12:41 PM by Balsch Acre   [ updated Apr 3, 2015, 1:39 PM ]
3rd Anal Spring Trashy Hash!
Fairies & Gnomes - Putting a new meaning to "Picking up Fairies in forest."
New (aka Virgin) to this? Think "Beer Scavenger Hunt" and at the bottom of this post we might explain more general details and terms. We might not. Show up. ;-)



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HARES: Wet Cherry Surprise & BallShaker
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cost: $10
(We reseve the right to LOWER the cost day-of, but we don't make change)
This gets you fun and drinks and stuff. Don't ask so many questions!
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START: Louie's Scoreboard 740 10th St, Marion, IA 52302
We'll be on the back patio assuming the weather is decent!
(Formerly known as Spy Bar!)
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TIMES: 1:00pm Meet-up.  Pack Away at 1:30pm
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TYPE: A to B. Dead Trail.  Returning to A' for Circle!
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SHIGGY: Mild, but not light. No dry bag needed (unless I'm wrong).
If you want a change of clothes, they can be kept in your car.
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DISTANCE: About 3-3.5 miles. Friendly to walkers/Hikers.  In fact, you might
call it a hike.  If you require running alternatives, you may request it.
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BRING: $10 & low expectations -> flashlight, whistle, good attitude, & dirty mind.
WHERE SHOES YOU CAN GET DIRTY and wear off-trail in rough terrain.
The Theme is Trashy Fairies and Gnomes.
You can interpret as you like. Trashy. Eastery. Trashed. Garbagy.  Fruity...
Veteran's... we'd hope you wear something to fit one of themes or some hash gear.
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Beer Stops: 3-ish
Pre-Trail-Libations are provided by YOURSELF at Louie's Scoreboard
Dog Friendly: Yes
Family Friendly: No - this is an adult/alcohol themed event. 21+
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NON-BEER-DRINKER?: Vodka-Lemonade. 
PLEASE LET US KNOW IF YOU PREFER THIS -- OTHERWISE YOU GET BEER.

ON-AFTER: Louie's Scoreboard or El Perico or somewhere near there.


Need more info? Read on. Otherwise, RSVP YES NOW!

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-- this is primarily aimed at newbies
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Stuck My Stick put in a good point last year -- that you can figure out what all of this means by showing up :)
So I won't put in my normal links and BS and term-guide etc. Like he said, if you've done this before you won’t read it and if you’re new it won’t help that much.
If you are new, just show up, bring your beer funds, and have fun. Better yet, whoever is bringing you should pay for you.
Don't look at me though. Not drinking? The trail/fun is worth it.
The simplest way to describe this is an outdoor beer scavenger hunt with some traditions. We are social drinkers with a running problem (mine, BallShaker’s, being that I don’t run).

If you read this far (unlikely), the word of the trail is "Exhibitionist." Work it into a sentence. Or some other way.

On On! Rain or Shine! :)
--BallShaker & Wet Cherry Surprise

group:
https://www.facebook.com/groups/crapids/

event:
https://www.facebook.com/events/897272980319911/

Louie's Scoreboard

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